$63,000,000,000
The most ridiculous thing you'll read this morning is the $63 billion lawsuit against Michael Vick.
Here's my favorite part ...
'Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.'The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
'Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,' Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars 'backed by gold and silver' delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
I want to know how it's possible to physically hurt someone's feelings. Could come in handy.
Comments
The real question is are you going to be bumping up tatum bell in the draft guide since he is the number one back in detroit?
Posted by: Anonymous | August 15, 2007 12:07 PM
i want to sue vick for the incessant coverage this thing is getting.
booooooring.
call me an what you will, but i just don't care that much.
Posted by: dibble | August 15, 2007 05:22 PM
And yet, you took the time and effort to post a comment here about it. Thanks.
Posted by: sam | August 15, 2007 09:32 PM
im so pissed at vick, he coulda grew as a quarterback in the nfl. but he chose to be stupid and senceless,
Posted by: Anonymous | September 20, 2008 12:32 PM